Man she’d be really hot if her eyelashes were longer.
There. I just said it. Now this post is a LIE
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prove that you are a dude
I thought we’d already covered this…
Kel is the sole reason I call everyone dude, and I really wish everyone remembered this 90s gem.
Good burger 2 coming out soon. They are back baby!
Damn that’s next week too. Just watched the trailer, and, uh, fuck it i’ll watch it lol
I hope they really drive the everyone-is-dude point this time even if it’s so heavy handed that the right cancels it for being woke.
We are approaching the day when more people were born after kel evangelized about dudes from the counter, than before
That’s fine but I’m a woman and I feel uncomfortable when people call me “dude.”
Sorry, dude.
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Okay now you have to follow through. Go out and marry one of those falsie-long-lashes freaks. No divorces allowed. You must gaze adoringly into her eyes at least twenty times a day for the rest of your life.
I have made a terrible mistake
So, a few things:
- No way to prove you’re a dude.
- Post is still not a lie, as your statement followed the post. You can’t say that someone in the year 1900 was a liar if they said “no man has walked on the moon”.
- Technically you wrote it, not said it. Therefore your comment is a LIE
In 1900 no man had walked on the moon yet. Wouldn’t be a lie if in 1900 someone said “No man has walked on the moon.”
Yup, that’s the point I was making as well
This is 2023. Everyone’s a dude, dude.
Most men have no idea what they actually like. I’d be willing to bet most wouldn’t be able to identify light mascara even if they saw it applied
Agree. Men who go out of their way to evaluate women’s appearances and say they like women with no makeup generally mean they prefer it when women are level ten makeup astronauts who make full face look like “I just woke up this way!”
That said, the full-set lakes that make it visibly hard for a person to blink look really uncomfortable, and that makes me vicariously uncomfortable.
Men who go out of their way to evaluate women’s appearances and say they like women with no makeup generally mean they prefer it when women are level ten makeup astronauts who make full face look like “I just woke up this way!”
How do you evaluate that? I’m really asking, cause I’ve been in long-term relationships, so I’ve gone to bed next to someone who just removed their makeup and liked their face better without it, so please let me know how you evaluate that “generally” that’s what men mean - that they like full face make-up?
There’s two kinds of putting on makeup: the kind where you’re going for drama, and the kind where you try to make it look as natural as possible, highlighting features to make them look better.
Most often, when you see comments about ‘women should look like this!’ And ‘see, women without makeup look better!’ the pictures that go along with the comment are women with a very good version of the second type of makeup.
Oh, so you base your assumption of “most men” off of comments you see on the internet. Ok, nevermind then.
say they like women with no makeup
It generally means they don’t like women wearing so much make-up it is noticeable even to them.
At least for me. I rather prefer them a little ugly than looking like a clown.
It can take a lot of makeup to create a look where a bunch of guys think there’s no make-up.
My wife rarely wares makeup and rarely has. I prefer it when she doesn’t, which is good because so does she.
Very much this. I tried to further explain the reasoning but I realized that it’d just sounded way more incel’y than it needed to.
To say it differently, you don’t ask a fish how to go fishing. They would just say “be a delicious worm or bug” and have no concept of rods, reels, locations, or any of the skills involved in actually fishing.
Yeah, this statement is simply wrong. Men unconsciously notice a lot of things, and they might deny noticing even obvious ones because any acknowledgement of fashion is considered effeminate by some men.
I love the drag queen lashes that are so long they’ll take out the person next to you if you turn your head too fast.
Mates, makeup ain’t for y’all. You know how you spent eight hours messing with your .bashrc or rolling for counter strike skins or whatever weirdass hobby you have? You don’t do it because you are trying to attract women - you see your friends get into something cool and you get competitive with them. That’s what it is for the womenfolk. They get their nails did and do weird ass makeup looks because it’s a fun hobby. They know that you probably don’t care about the difference between coffin and ballerina nails. But their friends do, and they want to show off, because it’s fun.
Wow, this is a wake up call. I have been wasting my time on this .bashrc file.
Time I enjoy wasting isn’t wasted time … so yeah, totally wasted on .bashsrc, but the programmer socks make up for it.
programmer socks
I know I’ve been online for too long to know if these are just nerdy socks or cute thigh highs for ricing
Powerline fonts are just fake lashes for nerds
They get their nails did and do weird ass makeup looks because it’s a fun hobby.
One of my all time favourite xkcd comics and that’s saying a metric shitton!
-10° is cold day in Moscow? That’s warm day! Cold is -25°.
AS a gay guy i can atleast tell you this dies not hold true for the gays OFC part of its all in gold fünf but we still try to look hot 4 guys
Maybe it’s a guy thing to want to look hot primarily to attract a mate, so that’s why hetero men think women do everything just to look good for them.
Honestly i think it isn’t a Gender thing and much more an individual thing thats different for everyone IMO much too much gets associated with Gender when it shouldn’t have anything to do with it
I mean, considering how widespread the hobby seems to be and how long limited forms of it have been around, I wouldn’t be surprised if evolution had a hand in it even if people don’t consciously perceive themselves as doing makeup for that reason. It’s kind of like how people tend to get bored of the same food if they eat it too much because the same taste over and over stops being interesting, but really, that mechanism promotes a more diverse diet that covers more nutritional requirements.
Yeah women spend an hour on makeup before their shitty job they hate every morning because they just like it as a fun thing to do, totally nothing to do with societal pressures of beauty, it’s just a fun thing most women like to do to entertain themselves at 6am when they ain’t getting enough sleep as is.
And the notion of what is looking good and bad is a result of heavily sexualized norms that are fed into girls at a young age already. In the effect women who chose not to wear makeup are facing backlash and are made to feel less confident.
So it isn’t just a fun hobby. It is also the expression and often submission to sexualized and sexist societal norms.
hey so this might come as a surprise to some guys but actually most of the time women put effort into their appearance for themselves, so they feel confident, and comfortable in their bodies.
this post is reeking of Jordan Peterson’s women wear makeup because they want to fuck me energy
You cannot not communicate, the societal notion as to which is “good looks” for women is strongly sexualized and children are exposed to these notions from an early age. Also the subtle or less subtle social pressure plays a big role in it. A friend of mine moved from a “posh” city to mine. She said she didn’t dare going out without putting on makeup for two hours because she would get bad looks in the street otherwise and it took her a long time to unlearn that.
So while it isn’t women wearing make up because they want to fuck, the social construction that makes them feel less confident and less comfortable without make up is revolving around that and it is part of the problem. It is not that women just feel more confident with make up. It is that they feel less confident without it, because they are pressured to feel so.
Sure, but that doesn’t explain things like elaborately decorated nails. Women aren’t doing that to attract men. They’re doing it because they like the way it looks and they feel like it’s a way of expressing themselves.
And yet men go for the women with long eyelashes. Just because men aren’t aware of it doesn’t mean the women’s moves don’t work.
But even if they didn’t, imagine this: Women can change the way they look entirely without wanting to look hotter for men. Shocking, I know.
What if it isn’t for you (assuming you are a guy), tho?
Do girls find long eyelashes hot?
am girl who likes girls. i fuckin LOVE fake eyelashes on other girls and myself
i can appreciate them on both an aesthetic level as well as a technical level cuz like these shits ain’t easy to put on and keep on and have them not look fuckin jank
Oh yeah? If you’re a girl, name all of them!
I am sorry for sharing this opinion, but finding something attractive because it is hard to put sounds similar to asian tradition of breaking little girl’s feet to make it small so they would look more “attractive”.
And while putting fake eyelashes doesn’t seem to hurt anyone, enjoying such thing does seem wrong to me. It is just another fake ritual of mating dance made by fashion industry. Do you really consider yourself no good enough to be loved without ones?
Yeah, that’s a weird take from them for sure.
So, like, you never appreciate anyone for their skills? Fake eyelashes aren’t painful. But putting them on takes technical skill.
Do you think people only wear things to make themselves look hot?
…do you think maybe some gals might just like having long eyelashes?
It is a little weird though. Hot or not, gluing stuff to yourself is odd. It doesn’t affect me in the slightest so do what you like but, if we’re sharing, my thought in general is that it’s weird
Girl here. Yes.
I wanna make my lashes hella long and paint my eyelids green so my eyes look like a pair of Venus Flytraps.
Upvote for Aeon
I don’t like that. ಠ_ಠ
Please kill me
I showed the original Aeon Flux to my 13-year-old a few months ago. I didn’t realize that it works a lot better split up into chunks like on the original Liquid TV. Still good though. I liked the show too, but she wasn’t interested in watching it. I might later.
I’ve never said those words, but eye lash extensions do it for me. It’s not often that I notice it, but when I start getting that junior high crush feeling for women I interact with, I usually notice they have the fake eyelashes going.
I knew a girl with thin eyelashes in junior high/high school. She got made fun of for it a lot, by both girls and boys. So, I’m guessing some girls want thick lashes because they learned the hard way that guys do indeed care, and unfortunately society cares in general.
As a dude, find fake lashes repulsive. I’m just too nice to call people out to their face.
Same but I do call them out. Told my girl she looks great naturally and she finally got enough confidence to go bare all the time
I prefer her that way, too.
So do I
Things can affect your perception of someone even if you don’t consciously notice them; some things are specifically intended to affect your perception of someone without being consciously noticed.
Makeup is definitely a the sum is greater than the parts situation.
Irrelevant. It’s for the aesthetic. Some girls like doing hair, others makeup/lashes etc, others fashion. All are expressions of self beauty, not particularly for someone else imo. But this is shitpost so….
Damn good thing I don’t put make up and stuff on for them, I do it for me.
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Fun fact: Men naturally have longer eyelashes than women
I couldn’t even tell you from memory what my wife’s eyelashes look like, and I’ve been an avid student of her face for over twenty years.
I guess you failed your class
