Pistcow

I’ve lucked out and tracking to retire at 60 but my grandfather has been retired about as long as I’ve been alive (55).

Yeah but their entire retirement is based on it!

Fuck you Jimmy Pesto

You can accidentally double dose on Trazadone like I did and have it feel like life is slipping away as yoy fight with every ounce to keep your eyes open while everything goes dark.

But really you just sleep extra hard.

Hey, at least Hitler was able to take down Hitler.

Nice try, Channel Master.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE&t=185s&pp=ygULbWFkIHR2IGlyYW4%3D

Car sales person.

Worked for multiple Fortune 500s, the world is held together by Cobol and Excel. If Excel were to stop working, the world would collapse.

So begins the Sino-American War.

Harder, Daddy.

Rave bubble party

Whats that about fidelity? They fucking with my 401k?

emotional damage

Good thing my company pays to maintain Windows 7 & 10 and I didn’t notice a damn thing.

Not sure why but I’m not having issues? Is it still going on?

There’s philosophical or edgy teenager communism and then there’s the human communism that exists in practice to consolidate power by the guise of seizing the means of production…for the few oligarchs.

I mean, that sounds like textbook communism to me.

Sorry, a dictator is a dictator, just a difference of scale.

A Commie is a Commie