I’ve heard of most of these aside from #1. Who the hell is Broken Social Scene and when exactly was it supposed to define my tastes?

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You take that back

I would typically abandon an account after one year and make a new one. I used my first one for about 6 years before I started that practice, which was spurred because I got doxxed by a malicious mod.

I did it to over 85000 comments across 6 accounts

Not to split hairs but she is actually against vaccine mandates, not against vaccines itself. She is vaccinated against covid-19.

Personally I disagree with her and support mandates, but there is a considerable difference between anti-vax and anti-mandates.

Source: https://variety.com/2023/biz/news/fran-drescher-sag-aftra-contract-talks-alec-baldwin-vaccines-1235517073/

Half the time when I get these it’s a selfie of the delivery driver’s face

How am I mistreating them? I didn’t tip… it’s not like I went back there and assaulted them. Also I’ve gone for fast food twice this year and I’m technically underweight, but thanks for throwing insults. Don’t bring that reddit demeanor here.

I had the George Costanza before I was 25. I couldn’t even grow a full beard yet.

90% sure it’s a photoshop

Never ever let them ask you for a tip before you get your food. If you give no tip they will park you for 45 minutes. Tell them you’ll tip cash once you get your food and see how fast they go. Then don’t tip them because it’s a fucking fast food restaurant and they should be fast regardless.

Reddit, you ignorant slut

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Oh nice! I wish RiF was in there but at least this gets BaconReader working again for now.

I had a dream once that I could download a sandwich. I kept downloading different delicious sandwiches on Limewire until one of them gave me a virus.

That being said I would still definitely download a sandwich.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.