• Norgur@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    If we don’t know what electricity is or where it comes from… How do we make all those wires splurge a bunch of it into your church’s organ where Mrs Abernathy plays the same two tunes every Sunday, eh?

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          Priest: “Dear congregation, we have gathered here today to honor our Lord and Savior. Today’s prayer is read by the 9 year old Kevin”
          Kevin: “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOD!”
          Priest: “And skulls for the skull throne, Kevin. Very good. Thank you!”