Haha, in some parts of germany you can do that yourself. on foot. with a zipdisk.

Sorry, no idea who made this. I would also like to know, but all matches led me back to this post.

We can end the comments right here.

Double up with two crows for that extra edge of attempted murder.

Thanks for reminding me that’s a thing that is fun. :D

I have heard men making a bunch of sounds and I am sure none of them are on this. 😏

Be advised: I recognize this person joining and speedrunning Ban% in safespaces for several months now. This is at least my 4th sighting of them. They will antagonize the userbase in record time by blatant disregard of netiquette and basic human decency. They will cite any of their vast repertoire of mental conditions or minority membership cards as justification when called out on bad behavior - whatever is convenient at the time. Conversation to them is a game that must be won at all cost and people with even slightly differing opinions are seen as enemies that need to be defeated (and also humiliated) Their strategy is generally to single out one member and harass them with wall of text posts.

Do not engage. Do not educate - dozens have tried and failed. Just identify the pattern and ban permanently, before they can do any lasting damage to your community.

If you know what you’re doing, you have a chance of not trashing your board.

This person clearly doesn’t - so it’s Bad with a capital B.

I took it as a challenge to figure out which exhibits in my funny internet picture collection technically fit the definition given in the sidebar.

Final Destination 6

How can you get so worked up about the trolley problem and still completely fuck up the difference between responsibility and accountability?

Ah… but what when he actually liked the job he was doing? Presenting binary choices with leverthrowing might sound like a strange hobby to have, but I don’t judge. Unfortunately, the discarded levers from the scrapyard don’t really scratch that itch the same way… they must be connected to something consequential. But without switches to switch Mr. Leverpuller had to get creative: Thus the trolley problem variant with the fat man on a bridge became one of his more infamous later works.

Canonically, the reader/audience stand-in is Mr. Leverpuller. Am I to assume that he’s riding in the tram? To where then? Without a lever for pulling he’s now unemployed. He has lost his purpose in life. What’s the use of safety, when the destination no longer matters?

The British Museum would have been so proud if they had gotten away with it.

That’s a sentence I did not expect I would gain the misfortune to read - ever.

Uuuurgh, no. That is… wrong on so many levels, it’s almost fractally wrong.

In both systems, participants compete for fastest growth, but that’s about it for similarities.

🇫🇷 liberté 🇫🇷 egalité 🇫🇷 grenouille fricassée 🇫🇷

2 edgy 4 me

Ouch. You just broke something in my brain.

There’s no bread, or bread-adjacent, edible, heat treated polymer foam, anywhere close to a (proper) turducken.