FAQ:

1. Why do you feel like crap?

• Brain chemicals plus time, multiplied by the dysphoria co-efficient.

2. You’d pass better if you just dressed like people.

• Look, if I’m not dressed like I’m gonna run up the side of a skyscraper, holding a technosword, during a rainy night, in order to kill a god, is life really worth living?

2a. Just wear a brand somewhere.

• Nope. Earth symbols and brands and such aren’t diegetic to how I want to present myself. I specifically want to look like I don’t belong.

2b. That makes you stand out.

• Fine. As long as I’m read as a girl who’s not from here.

3. Why’d you climb halfway up Mount Hood?

• Arch-nemesis at the top. Called him and asked me to meet halfway up for a thrilling sword fight cause I’m lazy and it’s a compromise. (Seriously though, it was a hike with my wife and I was bitching bilingually going both up and down and it was very difficult to even make it that far.)

4. Can you play banjo?

• Nope. I tried though, but the hand doing the strumming is the one that took the most damage from two strokes. Can’t even keep a rhythm.

5. Your shoes aren’t matching sometimes.

• OH SHIT THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT

6. Kids these days don’t even know what Final Fantasy is, really.

• Don’t care, it was super formative to my heart and I’m almost 40.