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Coming soon to a theater near you!
Cocaine Shark 🦈
Doo doo dodododoo
Yeah I saw that documentary already
Shark vs Bear
The only crossover sequel everyone wants to see made.
Can’t eat cocaine sharks was on my 2024 bingo card, but here we are.
Thats sad.
Also coked up sharks 😱
I gotta go swimming in Brazil
sounds fishy
Brazil doesn’t really seem like a cocaine county. Are they sure the sharks aren’t Argentinian?
At the local seafood restaurant: “Wow! Yagottahavethesharkitsfuckingfantastic!”
Lmao you made me chuckle
How are they getting cocaine?
Probably cocaine lost or tossed during sea transport
Article says it’s not that though; that dumping cocaine happens in Mexico and Florida but not Brazil.
Or flushed (pre or post use), or just lost as runoff during processing.
Like so:
Cocaine pollutes the sea due to sewage discharges from humans who use the drug, as well as the illegal laboratories that produce it, study co-author Enrico Mendes Saggioro, an ecotoxicologist at the foundation, told CNN on Tuesday.
And as a side-note: cocaine being dumped at sea was considered as a possibility, but was ruled out:
Previous research suggested that cocaine dumped at sea by traffickers could be responsible for contamination, but that is not the case here, said Mendes Saggioro. “We don’t usually see many bales of coke dumped or lost at sea here, unlike what is reported in Mexico and Florida,” he said.
Thanks, I missed the first paragraph
“You’re a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don’t look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep”
