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Fuckin facts, yo, I’m tired of searching up the sauce to try to get a gauge of wherever the fuck the sauce actually is, as opposed to its marketing wank wanting to convince me I’m chowing down on neutron star, despite it really being around room temp unflavored jello.

when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face, I actually do not get sprung

Humans.

tf lol that’s like suggesting eating pizza with just your hand, instead of chopsticks like a proper civilized human

Very much same here.

+1 for DeArrow, sometimes I reveal the original just to see how atrocious the channel will be with clickbait thumbnails.

After a quick search, this came up.

or water

Also known as a bidet, or washlet. It’s the only way to fly.

lmao they don’t know how to use the three seashells

bunch lot

Some did, check the replies.

If this was the only comparison I could go by, by itself, it would neatly suffice.

lol the Finder Finders find the Finder, duh

Your a wizard harry

Mere coincidence

Left side: I regularly go bowling with the demon core

Right side: I have read the demon core’s wiki 314 times

That we still haven’t is utterly baffling.

should the screwdriver slip out from under the top reflector, it would mean a slow, agonizing death to everyone in the room.

The practice was called “tickling the dragon’s tail”, and wouldn’t you know it, that’s exactly what happened. The subidiots in the room farthest from idiot prime were unbefuckinglievably lucky that they didn’t get irradiated enough to dramatically reduce their lifespan (though one lived with permanent chronic neurological and vision problems and the others encountered conditions likely caused by the event), but Louis Slotin, one of the princes of Fucking Around & Finding Out, died an agonizing death not long after.

Louis Slotin

I’ve never seen this before. I’m not sure how I’d feel about it.

Hand sanitizer