Why would dwarves have no ass?
Flat ass hank hill mfers
brb starting a texas-core dwarf worldbuilding project.
propane and propane accessories brothers!
Starting yet another world building project huh?
So that means you finished your previous world building projects right? Right?
👀💧
Just like I finish a video game before buying a new one…
We’re here! No rear!
Yeah, when I think dwarf, I think short, stocky, with the men leaning heavily towards muscular bear bodies, and women generally being shortstacks.
No ass? My ass!
Yeah, I kind of picture them being short and thicc, but I admittedly don’t consume much media featuring dwarves, so maybe my headcanon is wrong.
right? an important part of the dwarven mating ritual is having a pronounced ass cleavage when you bend over to work on some machinery
When you need an ass that don’t quit, you gotta get you a halfling girl.
Also famous for both love of things that grow and good, tilled earth
Add stoned off her ass and you’ve described my girlfriend, height included lol
Congrats on bagging a baddie
Thanks, I coast very hard on the fact that short chicks are into tall chicks
My knowledge of rule34 and anime is definitely at odds with all of this lol.
LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
“What does ‘goblin mode’ mean?”
Im going to start telling people my gender is goblin, thanks for the info
