Something like that happened to me yesterday. I reviewed one PR, then some Important Guy came in and said:

• it is nice you reviewed my work, but we need to push this to production right now.
• just fix these things, I described you how. Just copy/paste these snippets
• these are cosmetics, I don’t care
• “cosmetics”, huh? Your shit may just crash
• gfy and push this to production right now
• well, ok

Of course, lack of these “cosmetics” caused crash in production. It’s my fault of course.

I like YAML.

Agenda?

dumb way.

Get fancy, add progress bar: pv < /dev/zero > “/proc/$(pidof vim)/mem”

No place for bazaar. Looks more like corporations wet dream.

The premise that we need money to figure out how to allocate resources is foolish

Money not necessarily, we need to calculate costs (and minimize it) in distributed fashion.