These aren’t good reasons

Is it on F-droid?

F-droid has a few decent ones, but it seems it varies by country quite a bit?

Switch to Android is a good first step. Being able to run verified open source software with F-Droid is a good first step!

What is FLOSS?

Can someone explain what this is/does?

Ah yes, inovation. And by innovation, I mean buying the entire manufacuring capability so your competitors can’t use it

Was it once a joke?

Sometimes it’s okay to use something you’re familiar with and not have to learn (Debian). Fair enough on the snaps though; need to look into them before I form an opinion.

Why away from Ubuntu/Debian?

What’s a PWA?