High and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Apparently I didn’t buy a book produced within the last 5 years for $40 less than it retails for. Good to know. Can you let me know what else is happening in my life?

How much have you paid the authors of the recipes you sought out?

I’m not sure if your point was as clever as you thought it was.

Unless you know who made the recipe (like chef john), it’s hard to trust a lot of them.

If it’s Chef John, it’s legit.

You’re really sticking it to them. Keep up the good work solider.

Am I out of touch?

No. It’s other peoples fault.

Is this AI or were you having a stroke?

Either way, I go to a store and buy one. It’s pretty easy.

Because the idea that kids are so difficult to raise without next day delivery is a pathetic thing to imply.

That is all.

Every generated thing I’ve ever read has been pure garbage.

If you truly think a terrible imitation of AI can replace your work, you might just be a fucking awful writer.

Then you wouldn’t be writing anything, would you?

Apparently Americans would die if not for uber and amazon.

Oh god. You’re one of those people who act like raising kids wasn’t possible without all the modern luxuries. You’d have failed as a parent 30 years ago.

Just shut the fuck up and keep giving shitty corporations your money.

American. Right?

Congratulations on waiting and paying them for a service you didn’t want?

Oh no. Did Amazon treat you poorly? Damn. I bet you thought it was just their employees they treat like shit.

Well, at least you learnt something today.

Yeah! I saw it on the movies. :/

How can a robot be as accountable as a human? You going to threaten to send it to jail?

Haha, well you are the joker, so maybe I can borrow yours?

It’s OK. You can take your time crafting a reply. Don’t feel you have to go with the first one you think of.