“Please count to 10.”

“… um, I’ve run out of fingers.”

I can’t remember which model it was, but wasn’t there a MacBook Pro that had 4 USB-C ports, only two of which supported Thunderbolt? Want to connect your monitor to the right side of the machine? Well… tough shit, I guess.

What a relief, I’d hate to think those files ended up in the wrong paws hands.

You’re not wrong, but people also die of behaviors that stem from loneliness. I’d suggest it’s not a complete waste to examine.

Apparently they solved the issue of how to keep the waste salt from clogging up the system.

RS-23ewwwww

All the things the cops would want this bot to do are prohibited by rules or by the potential for public outrage; no facial recognition, no offensive capabilities, it’s basically just a camera drone. But that will change when the rules change, or when people stop paying attention… if this thing can avoid being trashed for more then ten minutes after it’s deployed.

Partly it’s convenience, but I think the main reason is you can get cheddar and bacon flavored spray cheese.

Silicon Valley is where all the VCs are. They make a lot of their funding decisions based on whether they like hanging around with a founder or not. You’re more likely to get money out of them if you’re fun to drink beers with than if you have a great business plan.

fire everyone + break everything = the everything app

“I’ve had one of my trademark changes of heart.”

Tres Bien!

Internet-ready

“Skynet was developed to be the command and control system for the military food delivery robots.”

Turns out it was kids who were bad for kids all along.

Fork.

I get what you’re saying, but yuck

Imma head out.

Like the old Navy saying goes, “Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds.”

Disaster recovery? I think you mean “a good excuse to begin a new life somewhere else!”