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11 months agojust like reddit, everyone on Lemmy is a bot except for you
just like reddit, everyone on Lemmy is a bot except for you
Correct!
You are the Janitor’s assistant.
You leave every single room looking like a literal tornado passed through.
You are, in all probability, the best assistant the janitor has had.
This displeases some of the higher-ups, but they don’t seem to be able to do anything to stop you or the janitor.
Another game: God is about to die literally any minute now, but it’s probably fine because God is really, really, really fast.
Best printer 2023: just buy this Brother laser printer everyone has, it’s fine - The Verge
(or a laser printer in general, Brother is just a Known Brand)
hasn’t that been coming any day now for like two years or something?
just drop the bags and move on with your life man