E3 2004! The HYPEST

We met Reggie, who’s about kicking ass and taking names.

And the DS is revealed…and it COMES OUT THAT YEAR?! Whaaaaaa

I was so hyped. I started saving my pennies right away.

The multiplayer experience was unbelievable. No cables, no square box thing to play more than 2 players. And you didn’t even need multiple copies of the game! Just all play Mario Kart!

The thumb strap was a neat idea, but not the easiest in practice. Though I did find it great for aiming in the Metroid FPS game, much better than the stylus.

And OF COURSE it was backwards compatible!

Loved it. Beautiful machine. I still have 2 DS Lites that work.

Feel free to enumerate other options.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace,_extend,_and_extinguish

Am I the only one who loves the Switch? That the joycons come off and even have their own shoulder buttons is so cool. You can just set it on a table and play some multiplayer Mario Kart, heck yes. And they snap into the ring fit circle thingie! Neat! And the Pro controller is great all around.

Shout out to the DS Lite. Loved that thing. Gotta have the thumb strap to play that Metroid multiplayer FPS.

Worst: TI-84. How the hell they still charging over $100 for this thing, when it has less processing power than a Palm Pilot? Seriously the CPU is from 1976. Yeah Bubble Bobble and Block Dude are great, but the Zelda port runs awful.

https://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/the-perfect-match/

This is accurate lol

Your info is out of date, now the cia is pushing “cultural genocide” because “genocide” was remarkably uncredible. Remember the delegations of Muslim countries to the region?

Incredible if you believe tankie news sources, maybe?

Hong Kong was a British colony that is part of mainland China. They’re Chinese. Integrating them into the wider system is a step in erasing the legacy of colonialism in China.

Integrating…by force. Sounds like they are continuing the legacy of colonialism to me. “They’re Chinese” lol, they were perfectly happy existing with their freedoms intact. But I guess the CCP feels that they own all the Chinese people and have a right to subjugate them?

Literally name a country that doesn’t do this lol. Here in the US local police have off the books torture and indefinite detention facilities

There’s a difference between rogue behavior at a local scale and official policy at a country-wide scale.

Now if only they could do all that stuff without committing genocide, crushing Hong Kong, black-bagging dissidents, etc etc

Won, but for some reason South America was very upset with me.

100% agree. Genshin is grindy AF

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What will you do when the toilet licks its lips

How do you negotiate severance? Don’t you have zero leverage in that situation?

Maybe ancient Athens? Just sit around eating grapes and talking about triangles and shit. And even if I get rng’d into slavery, I could draw the Pythagorean theorem in the dirt, and a passing scholar would be like “holy shit, come with me dude”

I disagree. Weapons should bear absolutely no resemblance to toys, lest a child become interested in it.

Possibly Fern Gully

Right side couch gang rise up

Do you have a source for this? Last I looked into the Uighur genocide, it was being reported by well-respected outlets (not faith healers and flat earthers) and had photos of people being marched into camps.

So for it to suddenly be “all made up” sounds rather far-fetched to me.

Ok, I’ll bite. What is “everything that has come out”?

Glerups. I wear them all day