Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.

Sudo? Not likely, on bad days I run as root by default…

I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.

That’s the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don’t need to unplug your computer, you can run “sudo reboot” from within vim just fine!

Yeah, it’s obvious a jealous Manjaro user stole that dude’s sticker…

Edit: almost forgot… I use arch btw…

As someone with anxiety: “the best way out is always through” - Robert Frost

Why are there so many urinals? Just install the urinals you need, frankly we could probably share the same urinal dependency… I also run arch btw…

GNU + GUN

I’ve used Xournal++ before for adding things like signatures to pdfs

As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can’t find you…

Translation from German: The Bart the

Yeah, the real danger is probably that it will be harder for junior developers to be considered worth the investment.

No reason? Don’t squander perfectly good bleach. You know there are kids seeing in Africa?

There are absolutely lawsuits around startups where funds were believed to be misappropriated, but if the startup was responsible and just couldn’t become profitable through bad luck then that’s just part of the risk of investing and why investment firms do research on the companies they are interested in. The reason it would close down would be because the investor just doesn’t want to lose anything more.

I refuse to use emojis, you can’t make me! 😤

I just have no interest in reddit anymore, I always hated the UI and now that there aren’t any third party apps I don’t want to use it. If I see a technical answer in a search sure I’ll use it, but it’s whatever. If reddit wanted to charge on a per user basis to use the API I would have understood because companies need to make money and I wasn’t seeing ads, but they chose the stupidest approach to becoming more profitable.

You forgot to take into account leap years or as I’ve come to call them the leaping gnu/years

Damn, okay, but if you also die of embarrassment from doing something so stupid… That would be 4 times… So it would all cancel out since it’s an even number! Booyah!

I prefer saying biweekly dance.