Let's Go 2 the Mall!

rich guy buys magazine cover. news at 11. Also, magazines apparently still a thing.

I for one am looking forward to the snip! Why bring a kid into this world just to be a wage slave for some rich POS? My bloodline ends with me!

well now I’ll have to continue never shopping at walmart.

guarantee he has gigs of transgender porn on his computer. the speaker doth protest too much.

release it, or shut the hell up. Not that it will change anything.

don’t threaten me with a good time.