Mayor Poopington

Guess I’ll throw out this whole cooked turkey. Even took the time to spatchcock

I’m stealing this

Well, this would have been more helpful last week. Before we got our turkey. Maybe some people who wait until the day of thanksgiving to do their shopping month see this.

But what about all the warnings Biden has given them!

I was more getting at Israel knowing Trump isn’t going to do shit about them indiscriminately bombing everyone around them

Bets on it starting right back up Jan 22

I’m certain they reproduce asexually. My mom gave me hers and she still has some in her kitchen.

You have those chickens too?

A smart TV is a dumb TV when it doesn’t have an internet connection. I won’t put mine on the wifi and do everything through Chromecast or Xbox.

You should click that link you decided not to follow. It goes into the context of the photo itself.

I would so pay extra to sit in the machine gun turret

Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

Can someone explain like im 5

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

Well that was quite a read. Margaret Thatcher?? Even I have standards. The Onion couldn’t top this court case.

Can I have some? Im pretty good at the environment

Huh. I’ve never noticed that before

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.

You would have hated my highschool essays

I have no idea what you mean