If your pipes inside the house are freezing, then that means the temperature inside the house is below freezing. That means the house heat is off, in which case you have larger problems.

If the house heat is going to be off for an extended time, you should be shutting off the house water supply and opening your tabs to prevent freezing. That’s the same no matter where your water heating happens.

You need to spring for the flights with the in-flight dominatrix.

The article says nothing about her husband partaking, so presumably there’s another sober adult present and no risk.