Pushing directly to main just feels better.

rust: “You just translated someone else’s essay”

Sadly this will probably not change unless attacks become so frequent that paying the ransom is more expensive than hiring competent people and teaching them proper opsec.

It’s bound to happen at some point, but I wouldn’t hold my breath.

I think “user” in this case means “employee”. Phishing is by far the most common point of entry.

No one. It’s local. As it should be.

Bunker fuel (HFO) is pretty cheap, as long as you don’t care about the environment…

“Looks like you’re trying to sacrifice your soul to Baphomet”

I don’t know, can you make a JPEG of the cheese wheel and then put the hyperlink on the blockchain? Maybe make it so I can import the cheese in a shitty MMO that nobody actually wants to play?

Unstoppable turd vs. immovable asshole.

OP is a silly billy and doesn’t know how to properly use Linux.

This. I still lurk reddit for information, but I will never contribute. Advertisers these days only care about interaction anyway, so I doubt lurking significantly impacts the profitability one way or the other.

Fix 1: Fire Colton Linus

Fix 2: Fire Colton, for good measure