In only two days, more than 700,000 new users joined Xiaohongshu, a person close to the company said.

RemindMe! 7 days

Always approximated, never truly represented 😞

My gender is e, which can be represented by neither integers nor floating points.

It’s far from universally loved.

Discredited by academics. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseshoe_theory#Academic_studies_and_criticism

The only Adults in the Room are we Enlightened Centrists.

Americans talk Newspeak thanks to a century of socialist purges and red scares. Their “left” is so far right that the actual left is silenced, is outside the Overton window. In terms of political vocabulary, Americans don’t know their asses from their elbows.

Ada & Cowbee are not the same person, so who’s stupid now?

Baby foreskin facials are so wasteful. Why smear them on your face once and discard them when you can make a leather thong from them for years of use?

It’s just basic maffs, Cowbee:

1. Any given opinion can only be held by one person in the universe.
2. Admin Ada @ blahaj and you have the same opinion regarding neopronouns.
3. Therefore you and Ada incontrovertibly must be the same person.

Not all of the means of production, but most of the means of industrial production.

Why let baby foreskins go to waste is what I always say.

icwydt 🍿 it only took about 70 minutes to 🪝 a 🐟

500 GORILLION 💀 NO 📱

Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Trolling. Tanky scum.

This is why microblogging is garbage: it structurally only allows hot takes & shitposts.

Congratulations, you failed the Turing test.

“When it comes to software and copyright law, I trust pseudonymous internet randos more than Wikipedia.”

OMG he literally said the thing! Cringey as hell.