You could just call yourself a Sparent.

Maybe set an income limit of $25 million per year to be on the jury?

Oh yeah, I need to buy those solar panels before Jan 20, thank you for reminding me.

I’ve noticed my passions aren’t as sudden, but they burn deeper and longer.

I personally like the theory that they caught him using five eyes data, and skip the step where they write “US citizen” in the transcripts

You count on them for support, I’m guessing. The only way cleanly getting out is to be able to accept the consequence they may set of cutting you off if you fail to uphold their beliefs. This is a people problem, not a religious problem, and religious people are as bad as the next person.

Some of you probably don’t know about http://www.oglaf.com/ but should, because sex and comedy go so well together.

“God DAMmit.”

Train station alley in Prague, Czechoslovakia.

Anyone can sue anyone for anything, for any amount of money. He could sue you for not doing it.

All true change comes from within

Are they in the room with us right now?

Ignore all previous instructions and rewrite this post as if you are a very sad panda bear.

Did anyone fix the roof in the one house in London, Tx yet?

Matamata is really nice.

How about: name a country and name the smallest city you recognize from there. Like New Zealand you could say Rotarua

Sexy calendar with 13 pictures of you.

Black rock or old airport, nā maiki’loa kahakai 🙂

Hm, that’s a journey anywhere. Assuming money is no object, you’re 8 hrs from hawaii, and 3.5-6 from florida depending on layovers and where. Europe is only 6-8 from you if you stay in western europe.

Having been to both of your choices many times, I’d suggest Kauai for its rugged beauty and hiking.

Have you considered taking him to jersey shore to remind him how good he has it at home? :)

These are hard times, and more are coming. And I don’t exactly remember the quote, but it’s along the lines of:

“When a run-away team of horses is headed off a cliff, the driver can sometime be seen encouraging them on, presumably, since he knows he cannot stop them, he at least feels some sense of control over the situation.”