Gotta keep it simple and to the point.

Dude probably thinks he’d be among the “smarties”

“Can we do useful things today?”

Brain: “haha…no. we’re going to spend 8 hours straight learning this game engine”

“That’s actually kinda usef–”

Brain: “…and then never touch it again”

sobs uncontrollably

Uh…I mean…of course not

In the same vein: the games in the Hugo trilogy had several fail states… each. Trying to cross a bridge? Oop, you’ve bumped against the wonky hitbox and dropped the matches you need near the river. They’re wet now and completely unusable.

Gotta meander around with the cursor a little bit just so you really look human.

Snowpiercer is a sequel to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

(Unpronounceable and also i can’t even spell it right…damn.)

Pretty sure i read that in the github too. Never heard of the other program. Might have to grab it when i get home just in case i need it some day and can’t remember what it’s called.

I’m a fan of the ones that are just letters. uzbl…srcpy…others that I can’t think of off the top of my head.

Well i’m interested

It’s all Linux isos and indie games and project files from game engines/programming languages that I got distracted from. If I had somehow convinced her that I was funny or interesting, all of that magic is now gone.

I just got an extension that removes shorts. I tried blocking channels, saying I wasn’t interested, pressing the thumbs down button, but it would still show trash like Jordan Peterson and Andrew Tate.

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

If there’s no talking gibs or main characters dying off screen by falling through the world I’m not interested.

I’m kidding, I’m a little interested.

Load and unload 😉

The Internet archive is a pretty good place to find old software, if you haven’t tried it yet.

Alright, everybody form an orderly line…

Well I…uh…um…I haven’t thought this far ahead…

I am actually lol.

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