Keto-mojo asked for their address and phone number, so they said they were homeless and lost their phone, and it worked

That’s so great, I’m happy for you!

A billionaire who is 61 is very likely to outlive 75, even if they’re fat.

$375 million in today’s dollars would cover (adjusted for inflation) the marketing and development of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_expensive_video_games_to_develop

A fingerprint is a password you leave a copy of on everything you touch.

If I say someone is my ally, I’m automatically their ally.

You might be lying; you also might not understand what the person needs or wants, to the point that the actions you are taking or endorsing are harmful to them.

I avoid gas stations that have ads. There’s a chain where I live that doesn’t do them, so they get all my business.

Congratulations!

If people took half of the energy they spend shaming people for not adhering to the two-party system and turned it to pressuring Biden to be a better candidate he’d have switched positions by now

Wanting to stop Israel from murdering children: “catering to me and my friends”

The meme text itself refers to “frequent” updates. Seems weird to compare apples to oranges, since release updates are not frequent. Even still, updating from buster to bookworm was relatively painless; certainly not 3 hours of reconfiguration. Before that, I was on Ubuntu, and the release updates were also painless; I remember multiple times not needing to do anything except uncomment the sources.list(.d) changes.

[edit: Another quick point. Since Debian/Ubuntu manage configuration for you to some extent, you don’t need to fix configuration files as often as you would need to on Arch, hence not needing to do ~20+ config changes for two years of updates all at once.]

I’m running 4 Debian machines, all configured to automatically update every night, and this has never happened to me.

Fun fact (that I have heard and was not able to verify with a quick search so take this with a grain of salt): the English spoken in the US is closer to the way it was spoken in Britain in the 1700s. The gentry made an intentional change to their pronunciation in response to the rise of the middle class, which filtered down to the masses.

Is there a reason this requirement doesn’t apply to iMessage as well?

You should set up mail delivery, so when sudo reports you it reports you to you

There are dozens of research stations. Argentina has 14. The US also has 5 research stations and makes up one quarter of the summer population (China makes up 4%). Don’t see any articles hand-wringing about US ambitions in the region, for some reason.

Ok does it spark concerns or do China’s enemies spark concerns about it?

No

“Misidentified”? I’m pretty sure if the IDF identifies you as a Hamas terrorist, you must be.

Ok, but we all should admit: .net is a terrible name.