No no they’re saying shit in the shower then wash in the sink.

America is losing the fucking plot!

99% of the time, 5 to 10 mins and I’m out for the count. A marching band could walk through my bedroom and I wouldn’t have a clue.

This man can’t even make a safe submarine

Just switched to Firefox today!

Possibly the greatest fight scene ever!

I just can’t see threads being any better than Twitter.

Yeah love this feature on pixel

Or the best one “sorry, I don’t hear anything”