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Grandpa decided to move back from Argentina.

As a proud patriot I only want my data sold to American big business interests! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Here is the one I got my nephew and niece. They must’ve realized nostalgia folks ain’t fuckin’ with this nonsense, which is absolutely fair.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. Actually just the art alone does the traumatizing really.

I just got the graphic novel for my ten year old niece. She likes the bunnies. I am a great uncle.

Baseball

Situational on region.

I’d rather have any other season personally. You can bundle up in autumn and winter, spring is fine generally. Summer if it gets too hot you can only take off so many clothes before you either run out, or the police get called.

The trick is to call everyone boss, then you don’t need to remember their name.

What does he think the mental process is? “Oh Spiderman 2 dropped I’m going to buy a PS5 and play that immediately”?

Nah, the process is, “Oh Spiderman 2 dropped? Oh it’s console exclusive? Guess I’ll play looks at the hundreds of unplayed games in my steam library The same 3 games I always play while I wait.”

Rasmus Sandin? Disgusting.

You do know that water will just disappear in few minutes due to the type of sand there, right?

You do know I can make unlimited water in this hypothetical, right?

Before you say anything else: Knowing you live in a simulation means no longer particularly caring about long term consequences.

Its fuck around time. Filling the Sahara with fresh water, Teslas Rivians for everybody, comical amounts of weed.

No philosophy books? Would think some Plato or Socrates would be a good primer that no one can take umbrage with. Diary of Anne Frank I thought was kind of a given as well.

Personally, I think more folks should read “War is a Racket”, especially considering how short it is.

I recall a tweet from a ways back-

sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush dattebayo

If calling yourself a short king lets you kick your insecurities ass well then here’s your crown my dude 👑

It’ll work just like adding another lane will solve traffic.

More particularly its mandatory if folks want to use multiplayer. Since thats all HD2 is that effectively bricks the game outside psn countries. In Ghosts case, its single player, which doesn’t require it, (per their devs), but does have multiplayer elements which would require it if you use them.

If technology wasn’t an issue: Dream ads. Naked at school? Calvin Kleins got you covered.

Used to mod several large subreddits on reddit then they banned me for being one of the last protest holdouts. Now I just mod c/neat on lemmy world and post shit I enjoy.

D-day is next month.

I always figured rona caused a big enough surge in beards owing to WFH allowing folks to get past the scruff hump that beards could be back on the table again.