@snazzy0933
Maybe try putting up signs saying ‘ARMED AND DANGEROUS’, ‘NO TRESPASSING’ and ‘BEWARE OF DOG’. If you don’t have a dog, you can just play dog barking sounds.
A dog on a chain in front of your door is a pretty good deterrent if you’re willing to do that though.
@Helvedeshunden
Obvious answer: computers.
I wish we got a bidet but my family decided against it. x_x