Feel like your chances of seeing one of the dozens of people who hold like half the wealth in the world is pretty slim on the street.

This is mid 00s but I’d bring back Oink. And my ratio

Swimming.

Miscounted strokes while doing backstroke. Right on the soft spot of the head.

Took the invention of the repeating rifle to win the west.

The heart is blackened.

Not even after goals. It’s like the wave, you can start it up at most sporting events with the help of four other people.

Shoutout to the Sythstrom Deluge.

Open source. Battery is easily replaced, it’s an 18650. Packed with features and since it’s gone open source the updates have really ramped up.

You know it’s getting good updates when there’s 45 minute videos scratching the surface of what’s new in the beta.

This pretty much nails it, especially the bit about gluten development. You’d really have to work this dough to make it springy (which isn’t what I’m after in mine). They’re more moist than your typical dough. And a lot of dough recipes don’t call for vanilla, which is a good addition imo.

Vanilla pudding mix in the dough for cinnamon rolls.

For the brown sugar cinnamon filling, sub some of the sugar out for honey. If you pick a honey with a unique taste, anyone who has them will be unable to pinpoint what makes yours so good.

Legally that’s third degree masturbation, might want to check with your local laws on that.

Just tell them the 2nd amendment guaranteed your rights to Gaussian Splatting.

If you really want to sabotage, just upload lots of videos to subreddits that you can’t advertise on.

Add in a nice side of paranoia over how much of their 401k is tied to office real estate in some way.

No, I’m uhm verifying my Bigfoot report integrity with blockchain.

A witch, a witch!

Of all the “crypto” type stories out there, the giant fish ones are the ones I’m most inclined to believe. Unlike a lot of other categories, there’s actually hard evidence for us pulling giant fish out of the water.

If the Detroit River can harbor sturgeon approaching 7ft long in this day and age, I’m not about to totally shoot down anyone’s fish story.

I mean this is by the guy who brought us CAPTCHA, are we all that surprised? Same playbook, just a different play. Skim some labor off the top.

I think whats scarier is that there probably definitely are some who are married and their spouse has zero idea how much they’ve spent.

I think when most people talk investment they’re speaking in longer terms.

Unless you’re on wallstreetbets.

Their Detroit style pizza is a lot better.