“Did you know that salt and malt vinegar is not a traditional way to dress your French fries in the United States?”

“What the f#$% is wrong with them?”

I’m not saying managers pay, I’m saying that the large chain groceries should pay before they get an opportunity to hide profits.

You have a small, neighbourhood grocer where you are?

No, I’m suggesting that we tax income rather than profit on large corporations run by a dynasty of incredibly wealthy individuals as they seem to be doing a bit too well under the current system.

Income: money in (gross). Profit: money after expenses (net).

While humans have to pay income tax (because the government is afraid we’d have no money left to tax because we’d spend it all), business pays tax on profit. This means that they can totally “expense” more in a year and pay less tax. The only thing preventing that are stockholders, who often like profit as it gives them dividends and makes the stock more desirable and drives the price of the stock up. This assumes that there is a large number of stockholders and not a filthy rich Food Barron holding all the stock (a la Weston).

Yes, that would work.

Let’s be clear here: PP is not a smart man.

Yes, he has a background of being adopted by an openly-gay man in a stable relationship with his partner, the both being public school teachers, and he married an immigrant, and he’s a native French speaker from Saskatchewan. By all accounts, he would be an NDP darling. I don’t know how he ended up in with the SOCONs that would vilify his parent’s line of work and interfere with their collective bargaining rights, outlaw them getting married, outlaw them adopting the young PP in the first place, and restricting his wife from entering the country, on top of being ‘French’… But now that he’s with the SOCONs, he’s picked up on the magical formula for success to winning the CPC leadership: campaign on the right - the far right - as right as you can go. Now he has the same problem O’Toole has: appear moderate enough to the electorate so people outside the CPC will vote for you. Problem is, the more on the right you are in the CPC, the less moderate you can appear in the General Election, and thus, perform worse. If you swing too far moderate though, you can lose your base support in the CPC… His image is so closely tied with the far, far right that he will crumble fast with his own people as he starts to stammer out any policy that isn’t the most vile and deplorable garbage that the basement dwelling trolls demand, and the LPC will press him on the fact that he has no plan or any thoughts at all. Also, if he does try to communicate some of his terrible ideas, they can easily get shot through by the LPC and NDP - again, he’s not a smart man and has made some very stupid statements that are easy shot apart by numbers and facts. His thoughts are designed to appeal to losers - people that are suckers for get-rich schemes and think some ‘group’ in Canada are the source of their woes; call them immigrants, or gays, those on pogey, or unwed mothers… or even “them-there so-called ‘experts’ that are telling us vaccines work.”

That being said, he’s going to get a boost in two areas: the continued crumbling of the PPC, and growing disdain with the LPC. This is probably already reflected in the poll numbers. It’s really the LPC’s election to lose, and as long as he’s passing enough scraps to the NDP to stay in power and fight another day at improving image, the LPC can turn around the Trudeau image: he’s working hard for the country - it affected his marriage, or at the very least: look ladies, he’s single! There’s no way that they can save PP’s image. Milhouse with the glasses, Squinty without the glasses, are cute names but the Proud Boy love for him for all his dog-whistling, and open association and appreciation with the truckers are the giant anchor around his neck and the others get to punish him for that if he tries to avoid communicating his stupid ideas.

Literally stood at the side of the road and got his picture taken handing them Tim Hortons and thanking them for coming.

Remind them that there are exactly 0 safe CPC members now for abortion rights due to recent voting (yes, private member bills are still showing up to try and remove rights, but this time Squinty is in charge and all his members are allowed to vote ‘with their conscience’ now).

If removing gas tax is any indication in Ontario, and gas prices stayed the same because the price was still what the market could bear, cutting taxes on grocery stores just means that the stores make more profit. The NDP idea of taxing profit “seems” more effective, but if anyone familiar with Hollywood accounting will say that profits will disappear before taxes are properly paid. They need to tax income.

Not yet, but probably. Meta makes money hands over fist, so the government and their friends in the media were hoping to pump them for cash first. They’ll keep looking around for new sources of cash and their attention might eventually land on Reddit.

Almost 50!

Well, not really. There had been talk of her spending a lot of time at Harrington Lake when the PM was not there. I suspect they were semi-separated before this announcement.

“I’ll drop my support… FOR MONEY!!!” - Erdogan.