Oh, here comes the lecture about how I’m offended because I’m laughing at some jagoff who can’t tell fantasy from reality.

It’s hilarious when people who believe in magic attribute their feelings to other people because they simply can’t understand how someone else could feel differently than they do.

Here’s a hint: people who laugh at clowns aren’t offended by them.

Besides, the devil made me do it.

Oh no, the devil has me in his clutches LMAO!

You definitely showed everyone this secret knowledge that you possess and didn’t come off looking like a nut who is brainwashed into believing nonsense. You sound totally sensible.

I’ll tongue kiss the devil’s ass in remembrance of you. Jesus wants his turn first though; any messages I should pass onto the “big” guy?

It’s so funny when people who believe in magic try to get rational people to take it seriously.

Satan’s gon’ getcha! Ooga Booga!!!

LMAO!!

Here’s a safety tip: don’t say “Bloody Mary” in front of a mirror three times or she’ll come by and ruin your whole night. And stay away from those ouija boards, they’re the debil’s pager.