Pothetato@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you?
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10 months agoHigh five, same. Except phone.
High five, same. Except phone.
Plop the ham thusly, please
Yeah! Whatever it takes to get that ice cream in my mouth. Bite, lick, slurp, pick it off my shirt with my fingers, suck the remaining ice cream out of my shirt, whatever I need to do. Mostly bite it though. Little bit at a time.
My first choice was find a person living there…but what kind of person would I find? People come in many varieties, whereas roaches are predictable. The kind of person that would break in to live in your attic might not be the best kind…eh I’ll still take my chances.