This is TempleOS erasure

Looks like a transcript for the ASVAB test which is an aptitude test given by the US Military place new recruits. Think ACT/SAT but for the military. No clue why OP would be showing off these scores.

This comment on the original article is almost exactly what I was going to say here

Whose expectations? Couldn’t have been mine as I expected very few buyers due to the high price and no compelling use case. (Source: sw1tcher)

Next headline: “People cut back on discretionary spending in the face of rising cost-of-living unaffordability crisis. Sales down for $3,499.99 pair of goggles and caviar.”

Not defending anytime that this crops up in other products, but it’s a gift packaging for an Easter egg… hardly the kind of NFSF that’s going to impact your life every day

How hours a week do your sweatshop employees work?

Handwritten nost?

This is hilarious. If I had some spare cash (and a lot of spare time), I’d absolutely love to do something like this. I’d love to do some modern blockbuster movies.

Good point. Turkey has been a bad-faith member of NATO for years now.

Explain me

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H-how much milkshake were you drinking originally??? My annual milkshake consumption totals maybe 500 calories per year

Hey now, Zuckerberg’s private bunker seems pretty sturdy to me

Because SCOTUS decided that it was perfectly fair and valid to have the final vote on who got to he president come down to one of the peoples’ brother and there was absolutely nothing wrong about that

It just depends on how many people buy them. Personally, I think VR has reaches its critical mass for users. Without some sort of major changes to the tech, most people who want a headset already have one and those that don’t have probably considered one and figured it’s not for them. This is one of the boldest business decisions Apple’s made in a decade+ and I can’t say I see the rationale behind it other than “we have a trillion dollars and can R&D whatever we want”

My man, I think Germany has been through some leadership changes between now and 1939.

A proper SUV would probably be the better option here. How much lifetime waste do you think is generated through those constant AWD, unreliable, unrepairable, plastic unibody POSs versus a 2WD parts-swappable SUV?

SUV?

Unibody

IFS

Usually 2WD, sometimes AWD

Five pillows and a police lock

Data harvesting. How many people just click “Accept” for every permission an app wants? It doesn’t matter if the people never open it or delete it right away, it only takes seconds for the app to scan all that data and send it off once it has access.

I am NOT joking. This is serious shit, I almost puked because my toots smell so bad. Listen, I’m not a psychopath. I just needed to use up some onions. In my defense, I had some steak with it too. Steak and onions, not a bad combo right? I flew too close to the sun. Too many onions.

I made the mistake of sitting on the couch and farting, now the place where I sat reeks to high hell. I’m surprised I didn’t melt a hole through the fabric. I’ve been trying to fart outside on my balcony to keep from just blowing shit Febreeze in my flat. Now I’m sitting in my office chair and trying not to gag. I’m not squeamish, especially not with my own farts. This is different. Too many onions.

My whole apartment smells like a cross between an outhouse and a paper mill with a dash of rotten egg and diarrhea sprinkles. Why did I do this to myself?? I was a fool. Nay, I am a fool. I don’t even want to think about the torrent of ass lava that I’ll be subjected to tomorrow morning. I’m going to have animal control at my door thinking a family of possums died in the vents. How will I be able to tell my girlfriend that I can’t come see her because I have putrid onion gas? This is a lamentable misstep on my part, I ate God’s ass apple and now I’m paying the poo poo price. Too many onions.

UPDATE: As predicted, I did a world-ending dump that left my legs trembling and gave me what I can only describe as “the schwetts” (shit sweats). It wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say that the malignant stench my shit left is clinging to the walls like cigar smoke, except the cigar is just a turd. I was naive enough to leave my hand towel in the bathroom while I did the dark deed and it will now need to be burned, it absorbed the ass fumes like a greedy little sponge. Evacuating this demon crap from my body tired me out to the point of needing a nap afterwards. I’ll be getting in touch with a local priest in hopes of getting my shitter blessed. I looked into the eyes of god and found only poo. Hell is real and it can be purchased for about $1.25 per pound