I still can’t believe that comic is 15 years old now

15 years already?

Not to me

The computer knows the ducks aren’t real, and he wants to embarrass you

It gets easier with practice

If it’s on the same device, it would open a page showing her what is in the downloads folder of his user. I think the joke is he might have something embarrassing there, but I wouldn’t know since I only have things there when I’m downloading them and then immediately file them away to some actual hyperspecific folder

*children get caught

*26

Leaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was

Well you see, there’s also the problem that if you teleported and it got rid of your momentum, unless something immediately speeds you back up to the speed of the earth, it will just woosh past you. Even if something like the air sped you up, while it’s speeding you up, the friction would likely tear you apart.

But does teleporting reset momentum?

Who is nick?

Is that logo supposed to be there when a gif is loading? laughs in high internet speeds

Hello fellow based ultrakill enjoyer

Not the picture I expected but it works

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Addams

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Addams

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