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Cake day: October 15th, 2023

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  • An IAF soldier reading this article:
    “Aww, how sad. I wonder if there’s anything I could do to help? Ooh, I know!”
    He then proceeds to scribble “Bread” on one of the munitions he’s loading.

    A second soldier notices this and comes near.
    “Hey man, that’s not cool. What’s she going to do with just one bread? We need a dozen loaves at least!”
    He starts scribbling as well.

    Their commander looks on speechless and shakes his head at their antics.
    “What a bunch of degenerates.”
    He places his own marker aside and goes to reprimand his subordinates. Behind him a missile newly babtized ‘Dildo of Doom’ lies in silence.









  • Very unique was originally an insult veiled as an unintentionally incorrect usage of the expression. The hidden meaning could be explained as “I think it’s retarded but I don’t want to say that in public.”

    Source: chick movies.

    As for Jealous vs Envious. Are you sure it isn’t merely your perception that’s mistaking the use?
    I know I tend to confuse the two because one wants something that resembles what you have and the other wants what you have directly.
    So the perception of those involved can mix up the two concepts in this regard.