Definitely a result of recency bias here, but in a couple of scenes in Tears of the Kingdom, Ganondorf is flanked by two female Gerudo with unique outfits. If you translate the Hylian text on these outfits, they say Koume and Koutake.

It depends on how well they can be trusted with having access to all the data we would be sharing with them.

Since the answer for “how much can we trust Meta with any amount of data” is “not at all”, that’s an easy “defederate immediately”.

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Yeah, I’mm’a need you to elaborate on that one.

Email requirements for registration are set per-instance. Beyond that, it’s my understanding that only a user’s existence is shared across instances, in order to attach you to your content. Your registration details stay on the instance you belong to.

Definitely this. If you’re absolutely sure you can’t change config on the router, then you just treat it like a modem. Let it serve up one, single DHCP lease to your own router and run your network off of that.