I used to hate them but my wife loves them too. Been married for 14 years and they definitely grow on you. Great with some coffee while slowly working on one with small bites

His do I save a comment?

Just draw whitespace…

Okay I can’t follow this anymore. There’s no way this isn’t some purposeful move to destroy twitter out of pettiness for being forced to buy it.

Has the guy received brain damage or something I’ve never seen a more spectacular dive into idiocy

Who’s shittymorph?

Found this on Bing

Kevin came later than Aunt Sheryl and her husband. I am sitting, waiting patiently. As Kevin walks into the room, Aunt Sheryl looks horrified and goes completely silent. Her husband asks if everything is okay and greets Kevin courteously. Throughout dinner, my aunt acts super suspicious and Kevin acts uneasy too. Her husband, bless his stupid soul, doesn’t see any of this and starts actually bonding (the stupid man!). Soon after we finish dinner, we all decide to drink some beers and watch the game. Aunt Sheryl complains of a headache and retreats to the guest bedroom. Kevin also wants to leave but Aunt Sheryl’s husband goads him into staying for a bit longer. Kevin reluctantly agrees.

I don’t think it’s intentional but it’s a great bait joke. Because it sounds wrong but it’s technically true

(they call it a day because 24 hours passed, not because the moon completely went around the earth)