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> probably have to fix in 5 years

That’s a feature, not a bug (for contractors).

No worries. It’s wedding night and Apple is just shy.

Man horse beach? Man steed sea? Man pony sand? What?

Mr Beast is the AntiChrist gog and magog. I hate him with the passion of a thousand Hiroshimas. His corpse face splattered all over youtube triggers an uncanny valley effect on me. A repulsive simulacra, a predator animal disguised as a human.

If you are against this, you are also against dildos.

CNN has been shit since 10 years ago. Their apogee was the first Gulf War and it has been down hill since then. Unironically, go to Tiktok if you want the latest happenings, usually right as it happens by the people it is happening to.

Yeah, but you can generally survive a car crash nowadays. Not on a Boeing plane deciding to commit sudoku and LARP as a IJN dive bomber.

Boeing merging with McDonnald™ Douglas was a mistake.

He missed the image board step in X devolution.

Et tu, Barbie?

Except they want to send you videos. The power is with you, the viewer. Without you, advertisers will have no reason for buying ads. Google can’t collect your data either. Realise that you have this power. Youtube is not like electricity or clean water. We can live without it if push comes to the shove.

Ha ha no. Go search for videos about space or Antarctica or JFK etc etc. The comments are full of schizos.

AI will utterly upend the entertainment industry. Once AI can generate movie-length animated output, Hollywood will go the way of the vaudeville. Directors, film crew, actors and all the supply chain and ancillary industries revolving around movie-making will be obsolete.

Bring out the guillotines!

Only poor people flaunt their mobile phones.

Here me out gais. What if, like what if (tokes), yeah…huh? Oh, what if like if we like have these special tracks where a bus-like vehicle can run on it. The kicker is the track is like teh POWERED!!!11 so the vehicle like don’t need to carry fuel, maaaannn. Duuuuude!!!

Step 1: Buy a gun

I have procured expensive machines that cost millions of dollars before. For stuff above a certain amount, you have to buy it the old fashioned way via quotation, invoice and purchase order.

I call it Whiskey time.