I was in grade school. Doing an experiment where we sliced off a section of fruit to put under a microscope.
My dumb ass, with a plastic butter knife, managed to get the worst cut my thumb has ever seen.
That thing was rough and ragged, and got infected and was a bitch to heal.
Just saying, with enough stupidity, you can really harm yourself with harmless objects, lol.
I have an analog clock in my man cave. Its very steam punk in design. It is NOT accurate and is ONLY a decoration piece that gets corrected when I can spare the attention. It runs fast, if anyone cares.
Ultimately, my wife liked it, bought it for me, and put it up. Not gonna upset her over something I really don’t care about.