I thought either a wedding planner or marriage councellor, someone who’s supposed to help you in your relationship. And obviously family members.
Feel free to mention personal experiences.
My neighbor cheated with his partner’s sister, and now lives with the sister. The most aggravating part of it is that he has kids with both. Every other week his ex has to come by to drop off her kids at her sister’s house since they share custody. From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.
Wow, so the kids are half siblings and cousins at the same time. Food for thought
From the kids perspective, their sibling is also their cousin.
I have a genetic half brother in my mom’s side. But since he’s older than me, my biological father adopted him, and he has literally always lived with only us, I just view him simply as my brother. I always have.
My mom has an identical twin. Her twin’s children - my cousins - are genetically just as related to me as my half brother, who I view simply as my brother.
Her ex’s new girlfriend.
Oh god thats unique!
We aim to please.
Hitler, probably. I feel like that might be quite bad.
I always thought that people who liked, um… “cold” partners preferred them fresh or nearly so.
Is there anything left of him except bones?
Ok that’s enough internet for me…
I know you’re joking, but I don’t think there’s even bones. The KGB destroyed his remains.
And I’m just supposed to take the KGB’s word at face value?
Fair
Piers Morgan. Sucks to be cheated on, but imagine he was the one your partner preferred. That shit would stay with you for life.
There’s only one right question and it’s the one person that will make him/her feel stupid for trusting you, AKA “the friend you told them not to worry about”
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Your partners child.
Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?
satan? when did you join the fediverse?
That’s pretty bad, perhaps outshined only by your and your partner’s child
Well, that was not not an option also :)
Your partner, disguised as another person.
You cheated, except you didn’t even actually cheat.
Family member, or close friend is almost always the answer. Doubles the betrayal as it’s now from two people.
Her family member or yours?
Trump.
Your parent(s)
A minor
Hopefully you didn’t take my recommendation about personal experiences here.
Thankfully I did not
Kim Dot Com
Her friend that’s a bonafied sex addict - who she knows has several STDS at any given time. Who she specifically asked me when we first started hanging out (not even the dating part) to not fuck around with.
Stalin
