i’ll miss banging you two
The meteor strikes in 5
4
3
Um 7
A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: “take (rape) another kid” (neem nog een kind). He ment to say “take another beer” (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
You don’t need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ
RedditLemmyWell that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.
I tried him, great choice
I tried him, bad choice.
Hey! My Ex! Great choice
Yelling to the groom: custody hearing next week, asshole!
I slept with your wife/husband.
Killing your ex paid off
“you’re that guy from the porno!” (That was definitely 5 words don’t check)
Nice polygamy game, Elwood! Nice!
You still banned from playgrounds?
wait you two are siblings?
Leave or catch long COVID.
It was nice knowing you.
The bride gives good head.
The groom’s head is better. (￢‿￢ )
