programmatica@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoWhat is a mildly funny way to answer the phone?message-squaremessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1121arrow-down19
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minus-squarevettnerk@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up51·edit-21 year agoI answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue; you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up. I’ve used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that’s the one that worked the best.
minus-squareNewEnglandRedshirt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·1 year agoI’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
minus-squareλλλ@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year ago“Marty’s Morgue, you stab em’ we slab em.” That’s how I’ve always said it. lol
I answered my work phone with “Morgans Morgue; you kill’em, we chill’em” once. My coworker did not expect that and cracked up.
I’ve used the same line with different slogan a few times, but that’s the one that worked the best.
I’ve used “Joe’s roadside cafe, you kill em, we grill em” before
Also works with “crematorium”
“Marty’s Morgue, you stab em’ we slab em.”
That’s how I’ve always said it. lol