• Agent641@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        “Ogg call this style ‘bbw’. Ogg like fat woman, can survive many winter. When Ogg dongdong cold, ogg stick between giant boobies. When ogg ears cold, ogg put head between giant thighs. Ogg think life pretty sweet.”

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      1 year ago

      I’m going to go out on a limb and say I bet even monkeys rub one out to an extra curvy piece of wood from time to time. Especially the ones that have mating seasons.

      How much more annoying would humans be if there was an annual “horny teenager” time? Spring break would be something else.