You are going away, to some place isolated… in space, of course. You will only be around one other person. You can take an allotment if 1GB of personal media with you (text, video, music, games, pics, etc.) that you will be able to access in your free time indefinitely at will.
The other person will also take 1GB with them, but you won’t be able to talk to them until you’re on the journey.
You will have access to any knowledge resources to perform your function and keep you alive. You will never return to a point where you can get new external media. Any additional media you ever access would have to be created by you and or your travel partner with what you have access to.
You will also not know the sex of your partner, but they have willingly taken the same risks to embark on the journey as yourself, and will have a similar mission.
A compressed version of the Shrek movie.
Make it 480p at 18 frames instead of 24, then compress the audio as much as needed, I already know most of the lines.
There is no god, only Shrek.
It’s all Ogre now.
I doubt you’d have to get even that crazy. Bet you could get it under 700 at 720 and 2 Ch audio. That gives you 300 for porn.
I’ve gotten the shrek movie to fit in under 25 MiB. You probably can easily fit the whole 4 movies and leave some space for books if you know how to compress video well.