Don’t forget automatically killing orphans
Before killing yourself, it’s your responsibility to kill your children
…and people worry about the name of a git branch.
Garbage collection is such an evil thing…
“how to kill orphaned children in Java”
what do you mean Java is also the name of an island
Java (pronounced jay-va) is also the name of a town near me in Western NY.
You should tell them that this pronunciation sucks.
Wait until you hear there’s a town in NY named Gotham–pronounced GOthum.
Wait until you hear of a little state called Arkansas.
I’d like more pixels please. Literally can’t read it…
I could make out a line that says div element contained inline span child, forcing all children to be wrapped in a block.
Pixel machine broke
Is this the one from [ https://os-book.com ]?!
A bit like when we renamed all the master/slave terminology using different phrasing that’s frankly more useful a lot of the time, I think it’s about time we got rid of this “child” task nonsense. I suggest “subtask”. Then we can reword these books into something that no-one can make stupid jokes about any more, like “how to keep your subs in line” and “how to punish your subs when they’ve misbehaved”.
I don’t think changing a profession’s terms to “prevent stupid jokes” is a smart move.
Whoosh?
“How to enter subspace” “How to bind subs”
Dont ignore ‘Simple Children’
Playground zone signs where I live often read “slow children playing”. It’s supposed to be “slow (children playing)” but I always get a kick out of reading it as “(slow children) playing”.
Could we please let this 30+ year old joke just die?
No die, is funni
I actually got flagged on reddit for a joke comment I made with a 3 liner code block that had something like
thread.kill()
It thought I was promoting violence lol
Reddit: for bots, by bots