• lunaticneko@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    “Japanese Embassy how may I help you?”

    “I would like to report a crime on Japanese cuisine.”

    “Let me transfer you to the Supreme Court of Japan.”

    • Master@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Delicious. One of the few fights my wife and I had was when she offered me some of her sushi she had just purchased and I put some butter in a pan and lightly seared both sides and then sat down next to her… and that’s when the fight started.

      Tasted delicious though, had her try it and she agreed that it tasted better cooked but also that defeated the whole premise of Sushi and I was going to hell for doing this thing.

      She no longer offers me sushi. Also, it turns out sushi people are just eating raw fish because they are pretentious and not because it taste better raw.

      • zaph@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Also, it turns out sushi people are just eating raw fish because they are pretentious and not because it taste better raw.

        A little column A and a little column B. Some fish I don’t like raw and some I don’t like cooked.

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          1 year ago

          This is fair, but I disagree on the fact that it isnt controversial enough!

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    1 year ago

    But, but… It looks kind of nice. Honestly I’m wandering what would it taste like.

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      1 year ago

      Too much oil the rice would soak it up like a sponge and it would just be greasy AF., But i imagine if you used a reasonable amount it would be pretty good.

  • TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com
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    1 year ago

    On the one hand, sushi is delicious. On the other hand, I don’t like parasites and raw meat is one of the most common sources of them. This I think is one of the fundamental conflicts of humanity.