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  • kadu@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Just yesterday I was about to eat an orange from the supermarket, but then someone told me these contain (2R)-2-[(1S)-1,2-dihydroxyethyl]-3,4-dihydroxy-2H-furan-5-one. I mean seriously, I can’t even pronounce this - the question is who benefits from adding these chemicals to our fruits? The government?

    Luckily for me though, I replaced oranges with a healthy dose of Cheerios™ and I’m feeling very healthy and refreshed.

    • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
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      1 year ago

      Chemist here, no clue what this was at first glance. Hell’s bells IUPAC names for organic molecules are ugly. It’s ascorbic acid.

      • kadu@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        That’s why we biologists don’t ever touch IUPAC names.

        Does it come from an orange? Great, now it’s called orangy acid. Works fine for us.

        What’s that? Sugar from a fruit? Fructose. Don’t bother us.