if you haven’t introduced yourself already, please feel free to do so

    • plactagonic@beehaw.org
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      1 year ago

      I don’t have to but:

      Hi I’m Plactagonic and I have slight issue with alcohol…

      Right now I don’t have any.

      Sorry this bad joke pops in my mind every time somebody wants to introduce me.

      • Moneymunkie@beehaw.org
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        1 year ago

        My dad joke variation of this is to say…

        “I may have a drinking problem”

        “I don’t know how to hold the bottle!”

        Its gotten a few groans of anguish but then that seems par for the course with my humour :p

        • 777@lemmy.ml
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          1 year ago

          I’ve been thinking about this joke for a while and don’t feel I understand it. I expect there is a double meaning or a cultural saying that is lost on me, please can you explain it?

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            1 year ago

            Sure! There’s a general thing that people sometimes say when they struggle with alcoholism and that is that they say they have a drinking problem.

            So with the joke here, rather than a drinking problem reffering to someone being an alcoholic, it is instead because they cannot hold the bottle and are thus having a problem with drinking but in a completely different way.

            Hope that cleared it up a little :)