Tell them you’ll tip cash once you get your food and see how fast they go. Then don’t tip them because it’s a fucking fast food restaurant and they should be fast regardless.

I’m insulting you because you said the best way to deal with it was to do something deceiving and insulting to people who work minimum wage and often don’t have the help they need to do their job fast. You then acted as though it being “fast food” was all the reason you needed to expect it to be done fast, ignoring that fast food has been running on skeleton crews for a decade now.

Don’t talk to me about reddit demeanor when you’re suggesting the best path is to insult people with no power and control other than making your food, and then get your panties in a twist because someone calls you out for that being bullshit Karen-ass behavior. You literally started this by suggesting asshole behavior is the best course of action.

Get fucked, asshole.