Nope not getting doxxed today 👍
the first 8 digits of your credit card number are your alien name! /s
Haha, that’s wild.
Hey, what about your pets name and your mother’s maiden name that makes your porn star name. Haha wouldn’t that be fun to collate into a single database with everyone else’s answers and pair all the info with your account name? Such japes.
And just really quick. Who’s your favourite bank, lol so fun and 100% innocent 😇😇😇
Tonkey Bong
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Monkey Gong kinda slaps tho
Jonkey Bong, or alternatively Ronkey Bong.
No clue what a “Ronkey Bong” might be, but I feel like Jonkey Bong kinda perfectly describes when you’re trying to hit your buddies homemade contraption that is both jank and wonky.
Could also apply to that same buddies old bong that’s held together by duct tape and years of resin build up that they refuse to stop using because “I’ve had it since college, it was my first”.
If your names start with vowels, you get whale noises
I think I might get more popular. Call me Donkey Dong.
Donkey Song.
There have got to be about a million people who will just be Donkey Kong.
Its the most common non-human ape name, like being called Mohammed Wang is for us.
Monkey Bong … It’s so me
Bonkey Mong … I dunno about this one.
