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  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    They go, “hey bot, would you please clip me some Safeway coupons?”

    Then the bot goes and gets their little bot scissors and their bot newspaper, then clips up some coupons and hands them to OP.

    It’s a pretty endearing sight.

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      7 months ago

      “Father, what is my purpose?”

      “You clip coupons.”

      “… Oh my god…”

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      Then the bot goes and gets their little bot scissors

      But digitally.

      and their bot newspaper,

      But digitally.

      then clips up some coupons

      But digitally.

      and hands them to OP.

      But digitally.

      They said we’d all be living in a VR world by now back in the 90s!